There I was, minding my own business, plotting the overthrow of all Angmar, when suddenly a goblin shows up looking at me with malice in his little yellow eyes. I raised my hand and said to him, "If you value your life, join me in my crusade of darkness! If not, then I shall crush you 'neath me heel!" He refused in his stubborn loyalty to the Witch-King. He dared raise his mighty pot against me, readying for battle, and we dueled long, and scars tore the land where we fought.
But at last, after thirteen days and thirteen nights, I felled him with a final blow of my mighty swor--hand. . .with a final blow. And as I stood above him and readied a coupe de grace, he wisely begged me, the great and terrible Wight-Lord, Sambrog, overlord of evil, for mercy! And so I let him live, as a testament of my will and dominion. And on that day, he became the first of my many pawns known as the goblins--of the Wight-hand!
And so I triumphed, just as I had set out to do, over the land of Angmar!
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A Funny Thing Happened On My Way To World Dominance...
There I was, minding my own business, plotting the overthrow of all Angmar, when suddenly a goblin shows up looking at me with malice in his little yellow eyes. I raised my hand and said to him, "If you value your life, join me in my crusade of darkness! If not, then I shall crush you 'neath me heel!" He refused in his stubborn loyalty to the Witch-King. He dared raise his mighty pot against me, readying for battle, and we dueled long, and scars tore the land where we fought.
But at last, after thirteen days and thirteen nights, I felled him with a final blow of my mighty swor--hand. . .with a final blow. And as I stood above him and readied a coupe de grace, he wisely begged me, the great and terrible Wight-Lord, Sambrog, overlord of evil, for mercy! And so I let him live, as a testament of my will and dominion. And on that day, he became the first of my many pawns known as the goblins--of the Wight-hand!
And so I triumphed, just as I had set out to do, over the land of Angmar!
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Pay no attention to the comic above. It is merely editorial commentary done by the administrators of this site, who weren't in attendance and consequently have no idea what really happened. . .at all.