Velvyn's Minstrel FAQs

Submitted by Velvyn on Mon, 05/23/2008 - 09:10.

Q. One of my party members is dying! What do I do!?

A. First, locate your hotkey bar. Second search for buttons with the title "Raise the Spirit" or "Inspire Courage." If you cannot locate either of these buttons, you may want to search your "Control" "Shift" and "Alt" hotkey bars. If you still cannot locate these buttons, open your character window. Locate and click on tab labeled "Skills." In this tab, locate either of the afore mentioned skills and drag them to an empty space on your hotkey bar. Target your dying ally. Click on the now present healing skill. Your ally will be rejuvenated shortly.

Q. My party member died while I was looking for my skills! What do I do!?

A. Follow procedures from the previous question, except locate the skill titled "Enlivening Grace."

Q. My party members hit me over the head as said I was a bad minstrel! What am I doing wrong?!

A. Activate the skill "Tale of Heroism." Your party will instantly be more satisfied with your performance.

Q. I can't feel my legs! What do I do!?

A. Follow procedures from question 1, except target yourself. If feeling does not return within 20 seconds, scream for your life or cry like a baby.

Q. I just ran ahead of my guardian, and there is a really tall guy with a sword in front of me. He looks angry. What shou-

A. GET OUT OF THERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MELEE!?! ARE YOU MAD?!? RUN!!!!

Q. Why can't I do any damage? The minstrel class is wimpy and lame.

A. The minstrel isn't a damned cleric (oxymoron :D.) You aren't SUPPOSED to do damage. Go play a champion.

Q. I can feel my legs again, but I can't feel my feathered hat! What do I do!?!?!

A. Fear for the worst and accept your doom. The God of Minstrels has forsaken you.

Q. What is a lute?

A. Google it.

Q. Does this hat make me look fat?

A. ....

Q. My shoulder pads aren't puffy and my feather is drooping! WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!

A. Sir or madam, please remain calm. A hazmat/emergency rescue and medical team has been dispatched and is on it's way. Please remain on the line until they arrive. Once they've arrive they will escort you to a sterile medical room and treatment will take place there.